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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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terrasigillata:

thedailylaughs:

Golden retriever puppies eating kibble for the first time [x]

WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN THE BOWL. DOGS. WHY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. PUPPIES. DOGS ARE SO STUPID AND WONDERFUL

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teenbitch:

calling all men dogs is seriously offensive to dogs 

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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

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how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

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thesweetpianowritingdownmylife:

simplypotterheads:

My favourite part in Order of the Phoenix is when Harry and Sirius are playing hide and seek in the Ministry and Sirius is being silly behind the veil then he jumps out at Harry like “Haha found you!” and then they laugh and high five and go out for ice cream at Fortescue’s.

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tramampoline:

queergh0st:

how come you can name your kid Lily or Rose and that’s totally acceptable but you trying calling em Baby’s Breath and everyone flips

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expressions-of-nature:

Sundial Peak over bay of Lake of Blanche II by: Mark Sorenson

expressions-of-nature:

Sundial Peak over bay of Lake of Blanche II by: Mark Sorenson
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gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

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diggly:

mendedpixie:

lokikhaleesi:

officialbluearmy:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

i think we all know how much i’m going to cry in ‘the fallen son’ lets be honest.

Try not to fall and scream and cry over Fallen Son and Civil War

Can we talk about Thor: Ragnarok?? Do you guys know the Marvel Ragnarok in the comics??? It’s brutal. BRUTAL. Just as much as the mythological Ragnarok.

THIS IS NOT OFFICIAL, EVERY MOVIE AFTER ANT MAN IS NOT CONFIRMED

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